**Mitch • 12/31/2024 10:26p** Dude i burnt out already It aint even 2024 and im frigged uo **Cole • 1/2 11:55a** YOU CANNOT STOP THE SHOWER SODA!!! 2025 YEAR OF THE SHOWER SODA!!!!!!! **Michael • 1/4 12:58p** just farted (actually farted) **Luke • 1/10 9:45p** I have found one led ex in raid and I nearly cummed in pant **Michael • 1/16 3:06p** luke's going for everyone today **Mitch** Gets a mullet and cant help himself **Michael • 1/18 11:45p** zesty ah murphy **Michael • 1/21 9:39a** you know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold **Mitch • 1/31 9:11p** I live my life licking every common surface i can **Luke • 2/1 9:11p** Is orange called an orange cause it's the color orange or is the color orange called orange cause of a. Orange **Luke 2/3 10:46a** Dad what started World War Three? They kill him... \*chokes back a tear Hamas killed Punxsutawney Phil, Son!!!! Those damn bastards \*slams table **Mitch • 2/5 1:47p** Black cock **Mason • 2/6 10:56a** We should do a video where we shoot you in a non-fatal area **Michael • 2/12 8:54p** gotta go or he's gonna abuse me **Mason • 2/18 10:38p** Playing a Michael audio message is like open a pharaoh's tomb There may be riches inside but there may also be a curse **Luke • 2/21 12:20a** I just the largest fucking bat. Like that motherfucker could pick me up **Luke • 2/24 12:15a** It's speaking to me. It's telling me Things **Mitch • 2/28 12:10a** Or an entire suitcase of condoms **Luke • 3/8 5:02p** I pooping in a shack **Mason • 3/15 1:42a** Apparently I get very passionate about the Manhattan project when I'm drinking **Luke • 3/22 9:20a** (definitely not local time in Sydney or whatever) Chat i might've. Rome my nose attempting the worm **Michael • 4/3 11:45p** don't kill yourself luke **Cole • 4/17 8:02a** tech tip: i'm hard **Luke • 4/21 8:42p** My first sighting of Cool Ranch Doritos in months **Luke • 4/24 8:33a** My white ass in the Saigon Airport **Michael • 5/2 1:55p** yeah i wanna put my penis in that **Luke • 3/31 4:44p** Holy fuck if this baby cries all flight it's going to get hands **Luke 6/18 7:29p** Toothless (the dragon) is probably crazy in bed **Luke • 6/26 4:42p** Damn bro wish I had some baddy to go on a swan boat ride with **Luke • 6/29 10:28p** Bring a sword to the airport like a game **Michael • 7/3 10:46a** the edible hit right before i hit customs **Michael • 7/21** you can put anything else in my mouth just not words **Luke • 7/21 2:35p** What abt a turd sandwich **Cole • 7/21 2:55p** I don't know man I've thought about shaving my ass and posting it online to get gooners to inadvertently busting to my phat man ass but I don't think I could bear the weight of a secret like that **Michael • 8/2 7:01a** if we ever do another certified fellas vid i'd cover myself with a jar of peanut butter and run around in the woods **Ian • 8/5 8:24p** Nah family i doubt it **Michael • 8/23 5:11p** had to piss really bad when i pulled up to my apartment and let out a lil shart **Mitch • 9/24 7:13p** Why is bro always making pancakes **Ian • September 26 9:27p** Drunk at top golf **Luke • 10/17 9:57p** I've killed 4 flies w my bare hands tonight **Mitch • 11/11 2:59p** Cmon bruh they making me take the wheelchair Bet they would like to see me wheelie this bitch **Michael • December 17 11:47a** post colonoscopy, doc said “the tube looks good”. Total poops:12 (didn’t count two cuz it was negligible) Most memorable: poop 3 **Luke • 12/19 10:18a** Might've just dropped the largest shit of my life in the Jeff Belzer's Kia bathroon **Michael • December 20 8:16a** ears are getting a real nice cambo of vaccum cleaner and uncle and his girlfriend screaming at each other after going to bed at 4